You get the hotel,
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I'll get the box of wine.
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No sadder words had been spoken,
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Since the dawn of time.
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When we were young,
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We never think that it will come to this,
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Because you only get one shot;
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I took my shot and missed.
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She said "You just keep it still love,
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I'll get the cameras going".
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I'm still amazed at the things I do,
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To keep my debts from growing.
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She says "We've got some sort of symbiotic relationship",
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And for our purposes,
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She says she finds me well equipped.
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(She's barkin' up my tree),
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(And bouncin' on my knee).
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Like some sort of Buddha-baby!
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(She's a talkin' turkey),
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(Smokin' my jerky).
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I guess I'm in the market for what she's hawkin',
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Build some more shelves cause we're gonna keep stockin',
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We can talk turkey till the turkey starts talkin' to me!
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Her stomach's bigger than my eyes!
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(Happy Thanksgiving, baby!)
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She smothers me inside;
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This time I daren't forget the gravy.
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She says "I'll just freshen up now,
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I'm expecting some more friends".
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And it's becoming clear to me,
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There's more filth around the bend.
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She said (?) for the kind of internet,
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And she always gets everything that she sets out to get.
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(She's teaching birds and bees),
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(And always pushin' me).
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Like a leather monstrosity!
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(She's a talkin' turkey),
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(Smoking the jerky).
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Better get the door 'cause I hear your friends knocking,
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(?) and just keep walking.
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We can talk turkey till the turkey is talking to me!
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Talking to me!
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She's shaking her thighs!
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(You know how to treat a lady),
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She smothers me and dies!
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Happy Thanksgiving, baby,
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Happy Thanksgiving, baby,
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Happy Thanksgiving, baby,
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Happy Thanksgiving, baby!
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Baby.
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Talking Turkey
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Electric Six |