Out in the hallway
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I said hello
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The dance is this friday,
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Do you wanna go?
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Probably not, she promptly replied.
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But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy.
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Yeah I should've known
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I'd end up at home
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Watching my starwars box trilogy.
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But here is the truth,
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If she only knew
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That I've got a secret she'd never believe
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Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
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With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland.
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And she'll never know that
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We can take over the world
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With cyborg robot squirrels.
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Down in the basement
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I wish she could see
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The monkeys I've altered, Genetically.
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And all of my plans to make a home on the moon.
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Its not quite completed
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But it's coming soon.
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When I fall asleep
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All I do is dream
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Of candle lit dates in the laboratory.
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And when I'm awake, its hard to concentrate
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On the assembly of my robot army
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Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
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With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland.
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And she'll never know that
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We can take over the world
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With cyborg robot squirrels.
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I worked up the nerve
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To go to the dance
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Theres no reason I couldnt give it a chance
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I walked through the door
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And what should I see
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But it was kelly starring back at me
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And she said
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I've always wanted to be a mad professor
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With a bottle nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester
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If thats the kind of thing your into
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I'm your girl.
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'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius
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With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland
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And now that I've found you
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We can take over the world
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With cyborg robot squirrels.
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With cyborg robot squirrels.
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Evil Genius
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