I was asleep when I heard the alarm
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So I ran downstairs to see what's going on
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Opened my door to unpleasantly find
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Somebody really just broke in my ride
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What the fuck? What the fuck?
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(They stole my XM radio)
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Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
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(And I had gone wrong)
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What the fuck? What the fuck?
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Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
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So I called my boyfriend but he did not pick up (call me back)
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He never misses my call so I stopped by
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and when I walked in (hello?), could not comprehend (Honey?)
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Found him in bed with (what the?) the male man
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What the fuck? What the fuck?
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(Aw God! Oh hell naw!)
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Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
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(What the fuck now?)
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What the fuck? (Wow!) What the fuck?
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Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
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I decided to walk home and blow off some steam
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I know its late but I needed to breathe
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Just when I thought that it could not get worse
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This fool runs up on me like "Hey gimme your purse!"
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What the fuck? What the fuck?
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(Said: "You got to be fucking kidding me!")
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Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
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(He said: "Actually I'm not")
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What the fuck? What the fuck?
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(Ain't you ever been robbed?)
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Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
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Not quite, this just ain't right
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If you knew what I've been through tonight
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To begin, I just found my man and another man,
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If you understand. He said: "Well I be damned"
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What the fuck? What the fuck?
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(Baby it's too bad)
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Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
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(Either way I'm still taking your bag)
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What the fuck? What the fuck?
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Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
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(But he didn't know where I keep my cash)
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What the fuck? What the fuck?
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(And my phone is in my jacket pocket)
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Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
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(And I never put my cards back in my wallet)
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What the fuck? What the fuck?
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(So I hope you had a lot of fun with that raggedy bag)
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Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
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(And all that lip gloss in it)
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For the first time of the night I was grinning
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He thought he got me but he didn't
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But that was of coursea¢æ|
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Beforea¢æ|
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I realized my keys were in the baga¢æ|
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Hahahaha!
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WTF
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Elle Varner |