[Uncle Dolamite]
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Come on over hunnie
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and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
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[*kissing Sounds*]
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well what you want baby?
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[Baby]
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Would you tell me a story?
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[Uncle Dolamite]
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You want me to tell you a story?
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[Baby]
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Hell yeah!
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[Other Baby]
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Me too!
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[Uncle Dolamite]
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Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
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about the bad ass Eazy-E
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he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
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listen and listen well
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he's a bad Muthafu-
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[Mother]
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Gimmie that god damn book!
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here let me read you this one
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Chrismas in Compton
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it was a silent night, yes a holy night
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until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?
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[Carolers]
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Deck the halls with balls of holy
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fa la la la la la la la la
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tis the season to be jolly....
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[Eazy-E]
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Merry Chrismas muthafucka!
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[*Gun Shots*]
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Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
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while I'm ridin' that cot under the mistletoe
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now dashin' through the snow
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in a Caddy rag-top 64'
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over the hills I go
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laughin' at this hoe
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nuts on her chin ring
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makin' me feel right
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oh what fun it is to know
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that I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
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so ring them bells, ring them bells
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shes takin' it all the way
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oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
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hey ring them bells, ring them bells
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shes takin' it all the way
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oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
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oh yay!
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tis the season to get busy
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compton crime lick
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and I'm smokin' on this shit.
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[Santa]
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Ho ho ho come sit on my face
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I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
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ho ho.
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[Menajahtwa]
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I want a slay ride
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a cd player
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a fifty rum
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and then i slide down tha chimney in a pool of cum
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a VCR playin some o them porno flicks
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give dat to rudolph the red nose reindeer
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??? like a everlastin' gobstoper
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??? poppa
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I dig a ho
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crack a dough
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by the nuts oh
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???? fuckin' in tha snow
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I made him drop to his knees
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yeah you know whats up
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I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
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???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.
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[Apl.De.Ap From Black Eyed Peas]
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All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
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my two front teeth, my two front teeth
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All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
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yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.
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[Buck wheat/ Will.I.Am From Black Eyed Peas]
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Buck wheat is a waskal
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thats no Chrismas
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and all the toys, boys and girls
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fuck ya wishes
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I got happy over joy in this muthafucka
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no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
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??? when I was young I was the only kid
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who had enough guts to be
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good ole hearin' on the East
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I'd stay awake just to let america know
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that Santa was a fake
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I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
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but all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five
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years oh just stay young, bold datin'
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singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
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now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
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I got my two front teeth
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uncle Eazy be the sheezy
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just spread me a leaf
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little kids don't cry
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when you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie.
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[Eazy-E]
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On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
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three pounds of indo
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two birds of cocaine
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and a A muthafuckin' K bitch.
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[]
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Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
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show us how you treat those bitches
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I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E.
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[Eazy-E]
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close the door little bitch
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I'm gettin' these draws.
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[]
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I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop.
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[Eazy-E]
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I don't give a fuck
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I'm gettin' chrismas caught
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ho ho ho and away I go.
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[]
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Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a pole
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well wheres this bitch
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this muthafuckas cheatin
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[Eazy-E]
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Shut the fuck up bitches
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and go back to sleep.
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[Will.I.Am. From Black Eyed Peas]
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Yo black what you want for Christmas?
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[Apl.De.Ap From Black Eyed Peas]
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yo black I want a job
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??? corn on the cob
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but a nigga will eat them chicken, and
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chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
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whos climbin' in my window
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smokin' up indo
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my carin' and high make a high know
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yo get out my fuckin yard wit yo carols
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so bop it up up up up up up up on a beema
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no stoppin at band klan we makin dis shit go down at
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christmas tima
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the simple sounds of christmas make me jump jump jump
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dum |