Hey
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Why'd you wake me from my nap?
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I'm not in the mood
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To play your games
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Or sit on your lap
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You
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Where's my Yankees drinking glass?
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I want some juice
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And I want it now
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So you better move your ass
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And feel bad for me
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'Cuz I'm just getting over a cold
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I'm four years old!
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I'm four years old!
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I'm four years old!
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Somebody better tie my shoes!
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Now
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I run down the hall
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I scream and I yell
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And I cry 'cuz I fell
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Bring the rubbing alcohol
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Outside
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I get mud on my shoe
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I come back in the house
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I get it on the rug
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The cleanging's up to you
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And I won't take a bath
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Unless you make me Spaghetti-O's
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I'm four years old!
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I'm four years old!
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I'm four years old!
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Mommy reads to me at night
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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Well
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I can't have a job
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And I can't go to school
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If no grownups are around
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I can't go near the pool
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I'm not alowed to climb
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My neighbor's apple tree
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I'm not allowed to sit
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Too close to the TV
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I don't know how to drive
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And I don't know how to spell
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But if I hear my brother cursing
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I do know how to tell
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'Cuz he made me eat some bread
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That was covered in mold
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I'm four years old!
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I'm four years old!
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I'm four years old!
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I just threw up on my grandmother
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Four Years Old
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Adam Sandler |