* Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song *
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[G] Eminem as Susan (the girl)
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[D] Eminem as Dave
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[J] Eminem as John
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[R] Eminem as Ron
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Chorus: repeat 2X
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I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
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I never meant to bring you to my world
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Now you sitting in the corner crying
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And now it's my fault my fault
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[Eminem]
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I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
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And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
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A nurse aid who came to get *laid* and *tied* up
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with first aid tape and *raped* on the first date
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Susan -- an ex-manic depressive who just moved from Houston
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who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
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Told me she was starvin, I said it wasn't a problem (Nah!)
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I got a coupon for this pizza with everything on it
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We can double the mushrooms and minus the sausage
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[G] I'm allergic to fungus
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Come on Sue, that's nonsense
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Who's at the door?? Pizza man!
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Who ordered pizza? Susan, its yours Nuh uh
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[G] If you got it with double mushrooms on it then I don't want it
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Shutup Susan I'll pick em off it
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Oh hell, I might as well try it, I'll be alright
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Susan you just swallowed the wrong slice!!
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Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end
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2nd repeat same as original Chorus
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"Yo Sue!"
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[G] Get away from me, I don't know you
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Oh shoot, she's tripping..
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[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
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I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
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I just wanted to make you appreciate flavor
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Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya
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I'm sorry your father used to chase ya and spank ya with hangers
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So what they locked you in the attic in your dad's house?
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That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
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She said,
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[G] Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!
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I said, "You're breaking out in hives, let go of the pizza!"
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"Would you put it down you're startin to scare me"
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She said,
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[G] I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
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I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
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(Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to al plant, look!
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We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
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Cause I never seen no-one eat as many *shrooms* as you ate
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Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line
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and "It was an accident!" at the end
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2nd repeat same as original Chorus
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Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful
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[G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled
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I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
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Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb
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I'll be right back just chill baby please?
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I gotta go find Dave he majored in allergies
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"John, where's Dave at before I bash you?"
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[J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!
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"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
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There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants
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choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left
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of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?"
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[D] Well it depends on how many pieces she ate
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Just one, with double mushrooms by mistake
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Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, breaking out in hives"
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[D] She's gonna die dude
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"I know and it's my fault!"
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[D] My god!!!
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Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second line
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and "What do I do?" at the end
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2nd repeat same as original Chorus
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My God, I'm so sorry!
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I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!
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Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
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You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!
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I know you're not dead!
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My Fault (Pizza Mix)
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Eminem |