i am a very important person.
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i've acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph.
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hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our
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company can afford.
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i have a very expensive pen.
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i use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words.
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i attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock
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portfolio.
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though it may not appear so, i am quite comfortable in my surroundings.
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i have everything, let me show you around.
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smile you fucker, it's not often you get this chance.
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love is just an exchangeof corporate documents.
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i've reviewed your rapport and i feel you're a prospect for mechanical
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salvation.
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this is a joint venture that will be mutually advantageous to both parties
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involved.
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technically this is just a business merger.
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a consolidation of liquid assets.
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we are respectively geared towards customer service.
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there is a great possibility for corporate sponsorship if you're willing,
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i am sure we could synchronize agendas.
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swift, and efficient satisfaction.
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through innovative planning,
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we could form a strong strategic partnership capable of overcoming sensitive
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and adverse predicaments which will be discussed at the next goals assessment
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meeting.
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promotion possibility and additional benefits are diagrammed in my
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preliminary objective outline.
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raises are granted based on performance.
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The Logic Of Crocodiles
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Every Time I Die |