(phone rings)
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Boyfriend: Pick it up, pick it up
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Eve: Relax, dawg. (Hello?, Hello?)
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Boyfriend: Pick it up, you don? be picking up the phone when I? around lately
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when I? around all the time lately and all that shit, man. Shit going to your
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head and all that- don? forget where the fuck you came from.
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Eve: Yeah, nigga and not from you, relax.
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Boyfriend: You know what?
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Eve: (sighs)What?
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Boyfriend: e gonna have to talk about this later?
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Eve: (Whispers) He on his period, yo. ( Huh, nah, I?a hit you back, I?a hit you
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back, I?a hit you right back. Aight, yeah )
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Boyfriend: What you say, what you say, what you say? Who that you talking all
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crazy on the phone to- who was that?
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Eve: Oh my god! Why is you trippin? Damn we go through this every fucking night!
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Boyfriend: What do you mean ?very nightyou don? pick up the phone sometimes,
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you hiding and shit. Who was that on the phone?
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Eve: Dawg, I? a busy woman!
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Boyfriend: You ? busy ever since you can back from California you all
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Hollywood and shit, Diva shit and all that. Every time I gotta go through all
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of this with you! You ain? been acting like that!
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Eve: Nigga is you for real? No that? you! You acting like a girl, dawg. Why is
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you acting like a broad?
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Boyfriend: Hold on, hold on協irst of all, watch your mouth.
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Eve: What?
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Boyfriend: Talking all crazy and everything like I? actingnigga give you a
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little extra attention, you start acting like a nigga stressing you and all
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that too much.
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Eve: You know what? Keep your attention, dawg...please! I get enough attention.
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Boyfriend: Oh, keep my attention? See all that shit
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Eve: Yeah! And in a matter of fact- Roll out!
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Boyfriend: Roll out?
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Eve: Yeah!
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Boyfriend: Well, fuck it?? rolling then!
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Argument (skit)
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