Jesus Christ didn't have blue eyes or blond hair
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He looked just like all those people that you want to kill
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Spin your hell into a heaven you can sell
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Make it look like California with a bible belt
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Jesus didn't look like the boy next door
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Unless you live in Palestine
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I wonder what you mean by the golden rule
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I think it is a scary play on words
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I wonder what they taught you back in Sunday school
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I bet you think of him
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As a nice clean long haired Republican, nah
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He would be all locked up in Guantanamo Bay
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If he were alive today
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He would have been a revolutionary
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Wanted by the CIA
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I picture him in all the wrong places
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Finding diamonds in the dirt
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A star of David tattoo
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And a Che t-shirt
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Jesus Christ was a left wing radical Jew
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Murdered by people like you
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If Jesus was a Democrat like the bible says he was
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I don't think he's going to want to take the blame
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For all the awful things you say and do in his name
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If Jesus was alive he would be sad to see
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That it is no different than it used to be
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Someday he's going to call you out
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I am pretty god damned sure ......
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He is going to be angry
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He is going to be angry
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You want to know what I think?.......
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I think Jesus would have been a card carrying liberal
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If he was a young man born in the USA
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He would not be "fiscally conservative"
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And he wouldn't vote for John McCain
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All those so called Christians that you see on TV
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Maybe they scare Jesus like they scare me
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Kick you the hell out of my temple too
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Too many elephants in the room
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If Jesus was a Democrat like the bible says he was
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I don't think he's going to want to take the blame
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For all the awful things you people do and say in his name
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If Jesus was alive today he would be sad to see
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That it is no different than it used to be
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Someday he's going to call you out
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I am pretty god damned sure......
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He is going to be....mad
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He is going to be angry
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He is going to be....mad
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He is going to be....mad
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You say Jesus loves the little children
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And I say I know that's true
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I say he loves all the Muslims and the Jews
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All the addicts and the porn stars too
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You say Jesus died to save us all from a fiery hell
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I say Jesus died to save us
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Save us from ourselves
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Will you save me from myself?
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If Jesus was a liberal like the red letters say he was
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I know he would have big love for all the killers and the racists
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And the bullies in this world
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If Jesus was alive today
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And you had a chance to meet him face to face
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I'm pretty God-damned sure that you and your friends
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Would find some way to kill him all over again
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You would kill him all over again
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Again and again and again
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Just like you always do
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You do just what you always do
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Jesus Was A Democrat
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| Everclear |
