Yes! Yes! Thank you for inviting me here for my final speech.
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Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, lesbians, and transvestites,
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allow me to introduce myself as the Hungry Hustler, Afroman.
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I am the American Dream. Even though the government tried to experiment with me
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by placing me in the projects, I'm still the American Dream.
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Surrounded by drugs,
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jeopardized my life by living around thugs,
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but I'm still the American Dream.
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Kicked outta Palmdale High School
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because I was considered a distraction to the educational process.
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I've traveled through the complete metamorphosis of the justice system,
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and I'm still the American Dream.
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Entered Juvenile Hall as a tadpole;
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hopped outta prison as a bull frog,
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but I'm still the American Dream.
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The most rejected, disrespected,
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when I went for a job I was never selected,
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but I am still the American Dream.
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And right about now,
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I find it quite serendipitous to see that all of you some-timin',
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wishy-washy, two-faced, back-stabbin',
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coniving hypocrites have accumulated here in my midst to persecute my character
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with such flagrant slanderousity,
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but I counter-attack by calling it constructive criticism,
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and all of your negativity has been recycled into motivation,
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and I am still the American Dream.
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Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.
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I once was lost, but now I'm found; was blind, but now I see.
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There's a lot of people out there who can identify with me.
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Young lady right here, you may be a single teenaged mother,
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but you are still the American Dream.
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The lady next to you, yes. Your breasts may not be as big as men think they should be,
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but you are still the American Dream.
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Young man, you may not be a baller, shot caller,
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with 20 inch blades on the impala, but you are still the American Dream.
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Young man right here, you may have spent all your money on a hood rat bitch
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and didn't get no pussy last night, but you are still the American Dream.
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Yes sir, I am just like Ham. I'm for the black man,
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the mexican, and even poor white,
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all human beings that have no rights. So put down your past, pick up your future,
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follow me as we journey through the Red Sea,
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cause I have been to the mountain top,
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I've seen the Promised Land,
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mine eyes have seen the glory of the Underground Category.
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My mind has been delivered.
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My spirit has been reinstated from the Corporate World's modern-day slavery.
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I've been emancipated. Free at last! Free at last! Fuck a drug test,
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I'm fittin' to roll some grass. Love, peace, and Afro grease, Fro-ever! Buccooocc!
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A-E-I-O-U, and sometimes W. 'Cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high.
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The American Dream
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Afroman |