Read it in the paper
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Marked the date on the wall
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To remind myself to celebrate
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The day I lose it all
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They made plans to be together
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I made plans to be alone
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She got a rock
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I'm gettin' stoned
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Damn right I've got objections
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But it's awful too late now
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Yeah, the cans are on the limo
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And the rice is on the ground
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They're headed for the islands
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But hell I'm already gone
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She got a rock
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I'm gettin' stoned
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Here's to happy ever after
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And here's to balls and chains
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And Here's to all us haters
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Of old lovers new last names
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And here's to holdin' up
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And gettin' right where I belong
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She got a rock
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I'm gettin' stoned
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Yeah I knew that it was over
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When I heard those wedding bells
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That preacher was my jailer
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Now this bottle is my bail
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So much for all that prayin',
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Her I do would be I don't
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She got a rock
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I'm gettin' stoned
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Here's to happy ever after
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And here's to balls and chains
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And here's to all us haters
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Of old lovers new last names
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And here's to holdin' up
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And gettin' right where I belong
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She got a rock
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I'm gettin' stoned
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So to hell with her and him
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And the white horse the rode out on
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She got a rock
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I'm gettin' stoned
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Yeah she got a rock
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Ha ha ha
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I'm gettin' stoned
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Yeah I'm gettin' stoned
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Yeeaahhh come on
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I'm Gettin' Stoned
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Eric Church |