A lot of people don't bother about their
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friends in the vegetable kingdom. They
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think: Oh, ah, what can I say? What can
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a person like myself say to a vegetable?
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But the answer is simple, my friends:
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Just call, and tell them how you feel
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about muffins...pumpkins...wax
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paper...Caledonia, Mahoganies, elbows
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...green things in general...and
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soon, a new rapport...you and your
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new little green and yellow buddies,
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grooving together...Oh, no! Maintaining
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your coolness together! Worshipping
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together in the church of your
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choice...(only in America...)
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Call any vegetable Call it by name
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Aw, you gotta call one today
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When you get off the train
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Call any vegetable
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And the chances are good
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WOW! That the vegetable will RESPOND to you
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Oh, no! Can you see them responding? The
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pumpkin is breathing hard...h-h-h-h
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h-h-h-H-H-H-H-H-H-H - H - HHHHHHHHHHHH!
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(What a pumpkin!)
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Soft-Sell Conclusion
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The Mothers Of Invention |