I wear women's underwear
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And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
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I cross my legs just like a queer
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But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
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What defines a straight man's straight?
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Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?
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I tell you what a women loves most
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It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
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Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
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It's verbatim and it's shakin'
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting' elated
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No more listless invitations
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I live by a hospital
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And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
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I see people dying there
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But my tender age makes it hard to care
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Incinerator and a big smoke stack
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It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh
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All I need is a heart attack
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C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac
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For the love of fuck
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For the sake of Pete
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Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me?
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I am the rooster in the morning
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I'm the cock of the day
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I'm the boxer in the briefs
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I'm a twelve ounce steak
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Eh-oh
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Yabo
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Ya, it's verbatim
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And ya, and it's naked
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And ya, and it's shakin'
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It shakes, shakes shakes
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Verbatim
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Mother Mother |