I tied on my boots and strapped on my braces
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gonna go out and meet some new faces.
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Went to the store to buy some dry gin,
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and now I know my night is ready to begin.
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A dozen friends in my big 'ol car,
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my '62 Buick needn't take us too far.
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Out for the night, gonna be so rude,
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gonna rule this town before the night is through.
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In Grand Rapids, there's nothing to do.
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In your town it's the same way too.
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Gotta get up, do the best that you can.
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To be a fool, is to be a man.
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Now off to the party with the big ol' keg.
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They said the way I drank, they thought I had a hollow leg.
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Standing around, starting to groove,
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with cup in hand I think I'll plot my next move.
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I see a pretty girl giving me a wink
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tonight she will be mine, or so I think.
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Such a fool I am, should not have overlooked
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that her eyes are only clouded by the smoke.
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there's nothing to do.
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In your town it's the same way too.
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Gotta get up, do the best that you can.
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To be a fool, is to be a man.
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Now off to Denny's to buy me some food,
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said it's the only place that can put me in the mood.
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I order my fries and they always come late,
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but the way they taste I think I'd rather eat the plate.
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But I'm still with my friends, still having fun
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talking shit aww the night is still young.
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I bet they watch me drink as much as I'm able,
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And now they laugh I'm passed out on the table.
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there's nothing to do.
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In your town it's the same way too.
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Gotta get up, do the best that you can.
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To be a fool, is to be a man.
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To Be
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Mustard Plug |