Please don't beam me down with Kirk, McCoy and Spock
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Cause if you do, I know that you'll be dead by 1 o'clock
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Maybe I'll be vaporized or crushed beneath some granite
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Bones will look at jim and say I'm just a doctor dammit
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I'm an extra - on Star Trex
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It's my break - on TV
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The fourth man in the landing crew
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It's the last you'll see of me
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They didn't ask me I wanted to go
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And if they did - I would have told them NO
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Just because my shirt is red this doesn't have to be
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Every time they beam down 4 they only beam back 3
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I'm an extra............
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So when they need men to beam down, don't be a volunteer
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Just stay up at the helm and help Sulu steer
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The Enterprise is much more fun when Scotty runs the crew
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So you beam down - I'll say aboard and have some tribal stew
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I'm an extra............
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He's Dead Jim
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| M.O.D. |
