One day were friends forever,
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Next day were friends for never.
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You say (You say)
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Were best friends forever I say,
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He say till the end.
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Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake
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You're the icing you'd be the sponge
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When we're together we become...
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A perfect way to end a perfect dinner time
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Quite substantial, glass of wine
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A tasty mint goes down a treat and helps my indigestion.
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Digest this factual piece of evidence
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I'm your butter you're my toast
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The gravy on my Sunday roast
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I'm not a fan of your roasts.
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What do you mean,
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You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other day
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I don't remember, you said you liked the sprouts,
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I don't know what to say
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Then you should shut your mouth.
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One day were friends forever
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Go take some singing lessons
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What was that?
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Nothing twat.
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You're a prick
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Eat my shit
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No thank you, It wouldn't be nice.
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Our friendships kind of like a prostitute (how?)
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Quite worn out, yet still quite fit
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Quite nice arse great pair of tits
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Well that's not relevant.
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Isn't it?
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You're full of shit and that's quite relevant
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Is it?
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I'm going to have a think.
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Will you tell me what you think of?
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...No
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(Enter)
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One day we're friends,
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The next we're not
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It's so confusing the why's and what (what)
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The hell I thought that we were friends just now.
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Then I remember we had a row (Oh yeah).
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We're like brad pitt and angela
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But we don't have a child from Cambodia (Uh uh)
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I'm sick and tired of us having no fun
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Stop being pussys and go and work your
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Problems out son cuz I'm done.
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One day were born together (One day were born)
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Next day it's stormy weather (Next day were torn)
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Who say? - You say?
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We're not friends
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I say - He say
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Fuck you bender
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One day I am your blood brother
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Next day it's fuck your mother
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No offence, tell you mum
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I think she's quite nice,
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That paticular dig was directed at you,
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And not your mother.
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My mother use to have a nice smile on her face till,
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Dad went out to get more milk.
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He never did come back.
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Friends For Never
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The Midnight Beast |