A baby's born in 1987
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Into a family of love and care
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His mummy treats him like a gift from heaven
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His daddy shows him how to style his hair
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A few years later it's a cold December
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And daddy needs to buy some milk and juice
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Dad, I want a Twix please, if you remember,
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The final words wasted if he only knew that
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Dad was running off with the cleaner
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She wasn't even fit
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You should have seen her
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If she had big tits and no mustache at worse
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Dad would never have run away cause I would have banged her first
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Dad was running off with a refugee
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Before his son had learned his ABCs
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Before his son had even learned how to climb a tree
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And in case you hadn't noticed dad that baby was me!
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Daddy, I'll never see you
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Daddy, You'll never see me too
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Daddy, you missed my birthday
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And I miss you every Father's Day
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Daddy, I want to see you
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Daddy, do you want to see me too?
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Daddy, are you okay?
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So I guess this is happy Father's Day!
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I wonder if you even got my Twix,
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You probably gave it to your Spanish bitch and them kids,
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Sorry if you think I'm being racist,
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But I don't want my Twix in their Spanish faces,
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Dad, just wondering if you have ever had someone else rip your heart out and
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Put it in a fire just to watch it melt?
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That's how I feel,
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I hope you come back,
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So I don't suffer from another snack attack.
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'Cause dad, when it feel like your heart stops beating
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Some people turn to comfort eating
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I can laugh now, now that I'm fine,
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But I was cramming pork pies into my mouth five at a time
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Cheese strings and chicken wings, KFC and Burger King's onion rings,
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I was eating all them things.
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I had to go onto Jerry Springer,
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'Cause I was trying to eat my sausage fingers!
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Daddy, I'll never see you
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Daddy, You'll never see me too
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Daddy, you missed my birthday
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And I miss you every Father's Day
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Daddy, I want to see you
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Daddy, do you want to see me too?
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Daddy, are you okay?
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So I guess this is happy Father's Day!
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Daddy
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The Midnight Beast |