We¡¯re going to Ibiza,
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It¡¯s just like England with sun
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There¡¯s lots of English people
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Having English fun
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If you don¡¯t leave home much
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This is the place to be
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We¡¯ll dance to bullshit dj¡¯s
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Playing bullshit beats
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No better way to sunbathe
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With a KFC
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No need for rubbish bins,
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Just throw it in the sea
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I thought I¡¯d live a little,
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Try some new foods but
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I was relieved to find
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They got a Pizza Hut
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Pizza in Ibiza
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Picking the cheese out of your teeth
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Feeling the sand under your feet
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Eating a lovely Margarita
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Pizza in Ibiza
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Watching the waves wash up a sheath
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Feeling the bass and drums control me
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Eating a lovely pepperoni
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The clubs will suck you dry,
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More than the mosquitos
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The cheapest drink you¡¯ll find, only fourteen euros
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The cities packed with beauties,
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Always underdressed
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You better bring your own baps
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¡®Cause it¡¯s a sausage fest
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We buying drugs, and taking them in clubs
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Oh shit we just bought aspirin
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We really feel like mugs
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We in the VIP with bottled vodka and tequila
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But can¡¯t afford the entry fee, our table¡¯s on the beach
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Not like we knew you¡¯re from England
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Without you waving a flag
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What happens here in beefa, stays in beefa
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Till you¡¯re tagged
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Then your girlfriend sees you riding,
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On a stripper-snorting blow
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When she dumps you, you think ¡®fuck her¡¦ ¡®cause she can¡¯t take a joke¡¯
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I thought I¡¯d live a little,
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Try some new foods but
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I was relieved to find
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They got a Pizza Hut
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Pizza in Ibiza
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Picking the cheese out of your teeth
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Feeling the sand under your feet
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Eating a lovely Margarita
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Pizza in Ibiza
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Watching the waves wash up a breezer
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Feeling the bass and drums control me
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Eating a loverly Calzone
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Ride the bus
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Stuffed crust
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Living like kings
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Chicken wings
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And then a salad!
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What?
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Covered in cheese, oh!
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And then we all catch a venereal disease
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Throwing up
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Stuffed crust
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Have a fight
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Cheesy bites
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A+E, can¡¯t feel your head
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With pepperoni and a side of garlic bread
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Pizza In Ibiza
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