Walking down the hall all the fifth graders swoon
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Autograph line every day in homeroom
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On the playground all the kids like to point and whisper,
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"Check his calloused guitar-button blisters"
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I'm a fourth grade celebrity
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Plastic axe on my back and a Dragonforce T
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My teachers know that I'm the man
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A walking, talking ten-year-old-brand
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Pepsi offered me mad G's to drink Sobe exclusively
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Guitar Hero, it's my song, flip the switch and then it's on
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[CHORUS]
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Well I'm starting up my Wii and all my fans are in the stands
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I would invite my parents but they'll never understand
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I've got a reputation for the levels that I beat
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I'm a Guitar Hero hero, hey that's me
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They say Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil
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I can beat "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert level
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While Slash rocks the strip up and down LA
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I push multi-colored buttons on a stick all day
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Dimebag brought the dope harmonics
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My five buttons are electronic
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Clapton spilt his heart on "Layla"
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I go (click click click) playa
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Hendrix lit his strat on fire
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Generations were inspired
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One day my songs could do the same
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if I weren't so addicted to this game!
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[CHORUS]
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I'm a player, I'm a hero, I'm your rock star little man
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If I don't do my homework will my teachers understand?
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Can't really strum a note and every gig I rock for free
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I'm a Guitar Hero hero, hey that's me
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Beating Call of Duty doesn't mean your aim is good
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Beating Wii Golf doesn't make you Tiger Woods
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Beating Apples to Apples doesn't make you a farmer
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Watching UFC won't make you any harder
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Friends on Myspace won't make you a musician
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Beating Operation doesn't make you a physician
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Watching CSI doesn't make you a detective
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Playing Mario Paint doesn't mean you have perspective
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Beating Gears of War doesn't make you Wintson Churchill
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Quoting 90's sitcoms doesn't make you Steve Urkel
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Grand Theft Auto doesn't make you a player
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Playing Sim City doesn't make you a mayor
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Beating Rock Band doesn't mean you rock
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Beating Tony Hawk doesn't make you Tony Hawk
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American Idol won't make you a star
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Beating Guitar Hero doesn't mean you play guitar
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Play me some guitar
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Now play me some guitar
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Play me some guitar
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Paul Gilbert on guitar!
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Let's go!
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[CHORUS]
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Well I know my mom will ground me if I play again all night
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When I step into the zone I always rock it right
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My eyes are getting bloodshot as my fingers start to bleed
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I'm a Guitar Hero hero
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I'm gamer, I'm an addict, guitar strummer, I'm a fan
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One day I'll tour the country in my drummer's beat-up van
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But until I learn to play I'll sit in front of my TV
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I'm a Guitar Hero hero
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I'm a Guitar Hero hero
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I'm a Guitar Hero hero
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Hey that's me!
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And that's me!
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And that's you!
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Well golly gee!
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Yeah!
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Guitar Hero Hero (Beating Guitar Hero Doesn't Make You Slash)
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| MC Lars Horris |
