The following is an entirely fictional account
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Any similarities between people living or dead, is entirely coincidental
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Just kidding.
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She fell from the sky on a black October night
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She wrote these funny songs and everyone was tight
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She asked me for advice on jumpstarting her career
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But I’m staring in her eyes and she’s talking in my ear
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Suburban rap queen, I wrote this song for you
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Suburban rap queen, what’s a MC to do
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Suburban rap queen, every Biggie needs a Kim
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Suburban rap queen, sometimes you lose sometimes you win
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Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (listen) I like you a lot, you’ve got what it takes to rock that Lars emo spot
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Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (check it) now tell me what to do, when the playback is too quiet and the song’s already through
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This is called a break beat
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It’s the musical element hip-hop was founded upon back in 1969
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Now that’s educational
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She fell from the sky with a superhero icon
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We battled in the studio like hey-oh is this mic on
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I went down for the count
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She went up on the beat
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I told her she was hot because stuff like that is sweet
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She attacked me with her similes like killer bees at a park
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I came back with a metaphor, an angry great white shark
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The bass line that she struck, threw me flat on my back
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So I came back with a track in a lyrical attack
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Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (listen) I like you a lot, you’ve got what it takes to rock that Lars emo spot
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Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (yo) now tell me what to do, when the playback is too quiet and the song’s already through
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Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (look) I like you a lot, you’ve got what it takes to rock that Lars emo spot
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Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (yo) now tell me what to do, when the playback is too quiet and the song’s already through
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Because girls are so confusing and I guess they’ll always be
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I should become a monk, resigned to celibacy
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Then I’d never have to worry about what a hug might mean
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See these girls who want to be your friend may be just what they seem
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We had burritos in your dorm and talked about “Dizzee Rascal”
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We wrote a song together, and recorded it and that’s all
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Romantic love is fear, of waking up alone
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In Red Wood City with platonic voice mail on your phone
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Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (listen) I like you a lot, (yo) you’ve got what it takes to rock that Lars emo spot
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Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (hey) now tell me what to do, when the playback is too quiet and the song’s already through
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Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (look) I like you a lot, (right?) you’ve got what it takes to rock that Lars emo spot
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Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (yo) now tell me what to do, when the playback is too quiet and the song’s already through
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Rapgirl rapgirl (rapgirl, rapgirl)
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Suburban rap queen, I wrote this song for you
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Suburban rap queen, what’s an MC to do?
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Rapgirl
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| MC Lars Horris |
