[LARS]
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Dropped my little sister off at San Jose State
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Freshman hotties on the floor and they all look great
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18 with brains and booties to match
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I want to scratch that ass like Grandmaster Flash
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You were in Gymboree my freshman year
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Mr. T was on TV and now you're hear
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Not creepy anymore when it feels like heaven
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You know the hottest girls were born in 1987
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[HARDNOX]
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1987 was the year, now they're freshman hotties drinking cheap-ass beer
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Fake ID's? They don't matter to me, you've got some tig ol' bitties and some nice white teeth
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Study with me, I won't open a book, I'm a SparkNote tip, you might call me a crook
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I take all the hot and attractive courses
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I'm Shvensen Fitzlogik sing my chorus!
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[CHORUS]
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Shvensen Fitzlogik, wasted in college
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25 year old in a freshman dorm (25 year old in a freshman dorm)
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Shvensen Fitzlogik, wasted in college
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25 year old in a freshman dorm (25 year old in a freshman dorm)
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[HARDNOX]
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Hey mom, please send me more money, it's my eighth year in college digging freshman honeys
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Here try this, it will make you feel good, you can wake up staring at the morning wood
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Then I'll walk down the hall, holding on the wall,
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Leave a little puke in the bathroom stall
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On the girl's floor, I'll do it all again, it's a new year I should ask you again
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[LARS]
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How old are you? Don't tell me yet
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Wait let me guess, I'll make a bet
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You've got a thing for older guys and I know it's true
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Johnny Freshman can't do these things to you
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These girls like good with their cute pink shorts
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on the floor next to their book reports
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You're no Margery Kempe, so shut your yap,
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it's MC Lars and HardNox with the statutory rap
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[CHORUS]
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[HARDNOX]
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What's your name? My name's Shvensen
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Try a little German baby, see what you're missin'
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'Cause I'm so paid from my distray
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In the freshman dorm party scene trying to get laid
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Come in my upper room I've got some Coconut and Malibu
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Sit on the couch - want a drink? I do!
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Give me three, give me six, give me nine,
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Add them all up and it's one good time
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[CHORUS]
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Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars Horris |