[ASHLEY JADE]
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Hey Japan! Here's the bonus track. It's track 15!
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Oh no, ooooh, oh yeah.
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I read this stuff on Wikipedia so don't take it as fact
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I bring the knowledge of Japan you whack MC's lack
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I pack so much flavor that I make your tongue snap
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As I tear it up on this Japanese bonus track
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Japan is located in Eastern Asia
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A country more prosperous than Malaysia
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They make Robotic Dogs and PSPs
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Nintendo and messed up pornography
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I bought the DVD of that Battle Royale movie
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Where students cut each other up just like sushi
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Kids killing kids on a lost island
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I can't show my parents, they wouldn't understand
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American consumers like Japanese cars
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Because Japanese cars are built better than ours
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Better, better, better than ours.
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Krowemoh ruoy gniod eb uoy t'ndluohs?
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Better than ours.
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[CHORUS]
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[ASHLEY JADE]
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This is the Japanese bonus track
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Lars is international and that's a fact
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This is the bonus track for Japan
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'cause Lars has special love for his Japanese fans
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Tokyo is the country's biggest city
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But Japanese people are itty-bitty
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They bow and say thank you in the halls
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Kids there like Pac and Biggie Smalls
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Cibo Matto is Japanese
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But the Wu-Tang Clan is not Japanese
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Super Mario Brothers are Japanese
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Hello Kitty iPod cases are half Japanese
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Homer was plagiarized on a box
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A fish light ulb that cleaned his socks
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When it's Mr. Sparkle in effect
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Then dirt is something he disrespects
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The Ninja Turtles aren't Japanese
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But the iron chef is Japanese
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And MC Lars isn't Japanese
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Want to learn more about Japan? Yes please!
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[REPEAT CHORUS]
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Domo arigato, Japan.
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The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars Horris |