Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat, but she been down with me since Fett's Vette. She's a hard drinker, lollipop licker, pistol packin' mama got me posed like the thinker, she's gold like the Aztecs or is it the Incas, she calls the shot and the shot be cunnilingus. She's heaven sent on the Xbox playing Halo, wish that she would clean my pipes like she was draino, wish she wasn't hotter than a plate of jalapenos, I feel like a kid that wants to eat like it's play-dough, you shouldn't, 'cause that shit be bad for your health, take one look at her and you'll be screaming for help, call up the police, say put me in a cell, I can't resist this dish, I'm under Emily's spell, if you couldn't already tell, I loved every iota, Yoda shoulda told me she was off to South Dakota, one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old Gordy done screwed the pooch.
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Only thing I love more
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Than herb is the bird
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But my luck's kinda fucked
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It's a wonder that I flirt
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But I do and I will
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'Cause I'm still just a nerd
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Ever been left behind
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Let me hear ya say word
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Only thing I love more
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Than herb is the bird
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But my luck's kinda fucked
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It's a wonder that I flirt
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But I do and I will
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'Cause I'm still just a nerd
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Ever been left behind
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Let me hear ya say word
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She's a go getter, dressed in sweater, we watched Blackhawk down together, her name's Heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her, I started a yacht club, can't believe she showed up. Scholiosis chick, one fake tit, always bitin' her lip, always walkin' with a limp, always talkin' shit, always beggin' to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris. We only had a month to hump, it was rough, she was the first one that brought over a toothbrush, she missed home, horses in the barn, life was sucking so Kentucky was pulling her arm, just one bird that got away, keep up to date by checking her LJ, on my birthday, she bought me chucks, not only does it blow, it totally sucks.
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Only thing I love more
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Than herb is the bird
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But my luck's kinda fucked
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It's a wonder that I flirt
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But I do and I will
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'Cause I'm still just a nerd
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Ever been left behind
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Let me hear ya say word
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Only thing I love more
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Than herb is the bird
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But my luck's kinda fucked
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It's a wonder that I flirt
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But I do and I will
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'Cause I'm still just a nerd
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Ever been left behind
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Let me hear ya say word
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Her name was LB
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she was an actress
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I filled up her
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spaces like madlibs
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way above average
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she was just a sad kid
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so I couldn't help
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but give the girl my address
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she lived in Texas
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like to get messed up
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like to tease the boys
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so she always got dressed up
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like to get in fights
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with the truckers at the rest stops
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she was top notch
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and her bod was the best part
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fan of mine, summer time
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dropping me a line
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sounded kinda cute
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couldn't help but reply
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chilling in her pool
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squinting at the sky
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cell phone rings
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MC Chris says hi
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soon we're talking everyday
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flirtin' up a storm
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plans to road trip
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I say word is born
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and my mind's set on porn
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and I think I'm gonna score
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I get down on all fours
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start scrubing all the floors
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then I get all nervous
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that an accident is imminent
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never have a chance to relax
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and get intimate
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arrives at my drive
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I sigh, get all shy
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so we all get all high
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walk down to little five
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do a shot, buy some pot
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take a seat on the street
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she's cute and she's nice
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and she's hot and she's sweet
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and she makes the first move
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'cause I'm set on defeat
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then I tongue lap her flaps
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'til she snaps and she screams
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and she just leaves
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and I'm kinda relieved
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no OD's, VD's
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hearts on my sleeve
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not a stalker just a talker
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ass tight as weave
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once a newbie now a groupie
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double clickin' on me
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Only thing I love more
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Than herb is the bird
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But my luck's kinda fucked
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It's a wonder that I flirt
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But I do and I will
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'Cause I'm still just a nerd
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Ever been left behind
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Let me hear ya s |