Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect
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She walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep
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Thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat
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But she been down with me since Fett's Vette (Jets Jets)
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She's a hard drinker, lollipop licker
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A pistol packin' mama got me posed like the thinker
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She gold like the Aztecs or is it the Incas
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She calls the shot and the shot be cunnilingus
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She's heaven sent on the Xbox playing Halo
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Wish that she would clean my pipes like she was draino
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Wish she wasn't hotter than a plate of jalapenos
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I feel like a kid that wants to eat like it's play-dough
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You shouldn't, 'cause it should be bad for your health
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Take one look at her and you'll be screaming for help
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Call up the police, say put me in a cell
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I can't resist this dish, I'm under Emily's spell
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If you couldn't already tell, I loved every iota
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Yoda shoulda told me she was off to South Dakota
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One more yacht bird flew the coop
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I guess old Gordy done screwed the pooch.
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Only thing I love more than herb is the verb
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But my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that I flirt
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But I do and I will cause I'm still just a nerd
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Ever been left behind? Let me hear ya say word
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Only thing I love more than herb is the verb
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But my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that I flirt
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But I do and I will cause I'm still just a nerd
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Ever been left behind? Let me hear ya say word
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She's a go getter, dressed in sweater
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We watched Blackhawk down together
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Her name's Heather, there's no better
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Didn't want her to go, but I had to let her
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Remember hot weather there I first met her
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Ellen was saying we should so get together
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Miss going on dates girls getting dolled up
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Outside the yacht club, can't believe she showed up
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Scoliosis chick, one fake tit
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Always bite her lip always walkin' with a limp
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Always talkin' shit always beggin' to kiss
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Cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris
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We only had a month to hump, it was rough
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She was the first one that brought over a toothbrush
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She missed home, horses in the barn
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Life was sucking so Kentucky was pulling her arm
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Just one more bird that got away
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Keep up to date by checking her LJ
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On my birthday she bought me chucks
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Not only does it blow, it totally sucks.
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Only thing I love more than herb is the verb
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But my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that I flirt
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But I do and I will cause I'm still just a nerd
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Ever been left behind? Let me hear ya say word
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Only thing I love more than herb is the verb
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But my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that I flirt
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But I do and I will cause I'm still just a nerd
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Ever been left behind? Let me hear ya say word
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Her name was LB she was an actress
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I filled up her spaces like madlibs
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Way above average she was just a sad kid
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So I couldn't help but give the girl my address
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She lived in Texas like to get messed up
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Like to tease the boys so she always got dressed up
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Like to get in fights with the truckers at the rest stops
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She was top notch and her bod was the best part
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Fan of mine, summer time dropping me a line
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Sounded kinda cute couldn't help but reply
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Chilling at her pool squinting at the sky
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Cell phone rings MC Chris says hi
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Soon we're talking everyday flirtin' up a storm
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Plans a road trip I say word is born
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And my mind's set on porn and I think I'm gonna score
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I get down on all fours start scrubing all the floors
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Then I get all nervous that an accident is imminent
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Never have a chance to relax and get intimate
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Arrives at my drive I sigh, get all shy
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So we all get all high walk down to Little Five
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Do a shot, buy some pot take a seat on the street
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She's cute and she's nice and she's hot and she's sweet
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And she makes the first move 'cause I'm set on defeat
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Then I tongue lap her flaps 'til she snaps and she screams
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And she just leaves and I'm kinda relieved
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No OD's, VD's hearts on my sleeve
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Not a stalker just a talker ass tight as weave
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Once a newbie now a groupie double clickin' on me
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Only thing I love more than herb is the verb
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But my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that I flirt
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But I do and I will cause I' |