[mc chris]
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Outta my way
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[Reporter]
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Beautiful night out here on the red carpet
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[mc chris]
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Motherfucker outta my way!
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[Reporter]
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MC, MC, come on over here!
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[mc chris]
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Who the fuck are you? I don't know you!
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[Reporter]
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how you doin? my name's Joe Garden from television
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[mc chris]
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Fuck you, Joe Garden I don't know you from shit!
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[Reporter]
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MC you got a new record coming out called "Drinking Blunts & Smoking Forties"
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[mc chris]
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"Drinkin' Blunts & Smokin' 40's" I won't talk about shit
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Get the fuck outta my face!
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[Reporter]
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Ok... and your new single "Smackababy," endorsing infant
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[mc chris]
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"Smackababy!" Make me go crazy! Smack that shit!
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[Reporter]
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Alright and moving on, who are you wearing tonight you look fantastic!
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[mc chris]
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Fuck Youse who I'm wearing bitch you need to get the fuck outta my way!
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Where the fuck is the fuckin craft service?
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[Reporter]
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MC one last question, how did you come up with the name mc Chris?
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[mc chris]
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Fuck you's how I came up with it
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What the fuck are you talk... who the fuck?
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Where did you come from you son of a bitch?
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{Yo! Which one of you motherfuckers is MC Chris?} {Yeah motherfuckers!}
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[mc chris]
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Who wants to know?
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{Yo we do! We got a message for you from Reggie!}
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[mc chris]
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Reggie? What's it say?
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{He wanna say somethin like (THIS!!!)}
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[machine gun fire]
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[Killers]
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{Yeah yeah yeah yeah} {Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah die bitch}
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{Yeah yeah motherfucker} {Yeah yeah motherfuckin dead}
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{Yo you're fuckin dead yo} {Yeah yeah yo you see that paparazzo}
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{Yeah paparazzo} {We killed your king}
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{Deal yeah we killed your king}
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{We killed your king all you fuckin nerdy-ass bitches}
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{We just made you twelve sided die mothfucker}
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{Yo check out I'm wearing your fuckin face}
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{Rapzilla's wearin your face mc chris}
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{I'm getting my picture taken with your face on man}
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{I'm takin his picture with your face on}
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{Yeah yeah yeah oh shit}
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{I'm takin his picture with my my camera phone}
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{I'm wiping my ass with your motherfuckin ass ain't that a bitch}
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{Where's your jet pack now motherfucker}
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{I'm wiping my ass with your ass bitch}
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{Where's your jet pack now?} [machine gun fire]
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{Be our MySpace friend motherfucker} {Cracked out}
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{Everybody who used to be motherfuckin mc chris' MySpace friend}
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{Be our MySpace friend} {be our MySpace friend yo}
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{Yo CrackedOutHipHop.com} {Yeah join that shit bitch}
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{Check out our videos and our songs better than this dead motherfucker}
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Twelve Sided (Skit)
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MC Chris |