[MC Chris]
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Na na na na na na na [2X]
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Stack up donuts, pack up the pies
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Put on the trenchcoat, rack up the lies
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Overcast sky and the pines are swaying
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The bird gets the worm so I'm up in the AM
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Gotta crack a case in a place called Peaks
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Where the lights all blink and your outlook's bleak
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Got a lot of caffeine; interrogating teens cause
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the homecoming queen just rolled up on the beach
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Wrapped in plastic, white as a sheet
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Gave a heart attack to a man name Pete
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who couldn't make coffee, he offered it kindly
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Tasted like fish, can't put it behind me
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Back to the hood got a mug of damn good
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They say somethin black is in the back woods
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The owl's in disguise and the boys are in the book house
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Just like Elm Street, know you better look out
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Nothing in this world ever could prepare me
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Think later on I maybe need some therapy
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Talkin to myself, my reflection scares me
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If I'm gonna die I'll have pie make it cherry
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(Cherry, cherry, cherry, cherry) That's right
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Motherfucker, word up!
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[Chorus]
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This pie's so good it is a crime [6X]
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Excuse me while I break this rhyme [2X]
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[MC Chris]
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Was it Audrey, oh so tawdry, freshly squeezed little tease?
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Was it the baddie, Audrey's daddy, busy buying Twin Peaks?
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Was it Leland, his attorney, always straightening his tie?
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Was it Norma? She's a killer I'm still waitin for pie
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Was it Jacoby? He's an oldie; used to run with the gangs
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Was it Harold Smith, or was his crime that he's just lame?
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Was it Donna, the elitist, packin peaches for James?
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Was it Bobby Briggs? I think it is, keep hearin his name
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Was it Leo? He's a creepo and his ponytail is evil
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And he got a lot of screen time in the unpopular prequel
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This detective got diminished so they could finish with Kiefer
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But I saw Kristen Davis naked she got fish in her beaver (what?)
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[Chorus]
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[MC Chris]
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Name is Cooper, I'm in a stupor
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lying flat in a stained wood room
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Usually strapped, but I just got capped
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by a man in black or so you would assume
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A dude like Lurch says on with the search
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Will you dare to dream like you did in Dune?
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So I got three clues, and a gun shot wound
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and a tick bite bruise, but what'cha gonna do?
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The breeze in the trees will squeeze out your soul
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like that shit was tartar control
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Murder she wrotem nobody wrote back
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Gotta bust a ghost no proton pack
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That's right, I put a Ghostbusters reference
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in a song about Twin Peaks - everybody's happy!!
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[Chorus]
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Twin Peaks
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MC Chris |