Hey this Horatio guy is a Shakespeare character in Hamlet.
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I read the cliff notes in ninth grade I'm not a complete imbecile.
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Like oh my Gooooood
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Yo ladies what's goin on? Yo you wanna get with mc chris you gotta get with me.
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Like Peggy and Al, Alex, Jennifer and Mal
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Like the Mississippi or the Panama Canel
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Like Miss Piggy or the buxom Bev Belle
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Name is mc chris and I'm like a val gal
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Cause I say like, like My So-Called Life
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But too many times and it just ain't right
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They say it's just a word like um or uh
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Say it too many times it might as well be duh
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Kinda sorta whatever and peachy keen
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I sound like love letters in Seventeen magazine
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word up oooooooh
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Pop goes the weasel cause the weasel makes pop references
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like the ??? in the Jeffersons
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Pop goes the weasel cause the weasel is screech
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I'm livin the life style described by Robin Leach
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you know what I'm sayin'?
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I'm like fuckin' awesome like David and Goliath
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I can dance like Blossom bang your head like Quiet Riot
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Beats I might like boss and pass the J to Spicoli
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Kick your ass like Axl Foley while you scream holy frijoles
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Drinkin shots and still I make you run for the chaser
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Like ObiWan Kenobi I display my lightsaber
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A Speed racer lazer target your pencil eraser
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I'll rub you out name is mc chris your favorite flavor
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Above 32 I cut loose like footloose
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I'm cool and refreshing like a tall glass of orange juice
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You know what I'm sayin'? oooooooh
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Pop goes the weasel Cause the weasel is brainless
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Jiffy pop on top cause the pop is painless
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Like gag me with a spoon cause your shit's like heinous
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Pop takes me to the moon cause pop's about being famous
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Are you listening to me? By the way there's a naked women in your office shall I tell her to wait?
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Say you're pregnant..
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I'm pregnant.
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That's not funny Say you're pregnant would you tell your best friend?
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Ask her?
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But what if she'd get an abortion?
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I wouldn't dare do it.
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Like Eddie is to Coltrane, like Beavis is to butt pain
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I lie like cocaine never low like lo mein
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Cause fires like propane I'm insane in the membrane
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Excuse me for a moment while I drain the main vein
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Life's not a board game like Candyland or Chess
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Name is mc chris and you know that I'm the best
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I'm like Jack Tripper surrounded by the girlies
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You with your ascot you're Don Knotts, you're Mr. Furley
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You never heard me like your gnarly like cherry
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You be George Costanza I'll be smooth like Jerry
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word up oooooooh
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Pop goes the weasel cause the weasel got me eagles
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That didn't stop [?] from actin' like Evil Kenevil
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Fuckin evil I'll pop your bubble like the game trouble
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Don't take my pop rocks say [?] on the double
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Pop Goes The Weasel
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MC Chris |