Blue jeans, check! Black-T, check!
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Record my raps on a cassette tape deck.
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Wearin' no sweats 'cause Nike owns Chucks.
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Three rows of studs 'cause hoes wanna fuh-!
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Axe to max on my nasty socks,
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synchronize with a text but I guess I'm blocked.
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I'd leave voicemail but it would just be mocked.
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Wake up my mom, dad'd clean my clock!
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"Hey, mom, it's me - no need for alarm.
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Gonna be a party that's the straight-up bomb.
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Here's your keys and your coat and Louis Vuitton."
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She's like, "Uggghhh...," and you know that it's on!
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She's gotta do some errands and a couple of chores,
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drop the videos off, hit the grocery store.
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"If your gonna be a bitch, trick, get on all fours!"
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"If you don't watch that lip, it's goodbye to your porn!"
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Word is born, say no worries and we're out in a hurry.
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I beg for Mickey D's, cold mac a McFlurry.
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Pulls the Prius into Payless and I start gettin' worried.
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Turn on the radio, started listning to Journey.
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Don't start the party with out me!
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Say it one more time, but this time say it loudly!
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I said don't start the party with out me!
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Say it one more time, but this time say it loudly!
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I bet there's pot, I never tried it.
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Bet there's lots, I'm so excited.
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My first beer, no fear, why fight it?
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Hope it's not a problem that I'm not invited!
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Got a party jones like I'm a Kennedy.
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Eleven-fifteen, night was never meant to be.
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My maternal enemy is sure to be the end of me.
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She in there buyin' shoes like she a centipede.
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Next to the pharmacy, I mac on a magazine.
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Party's thumpin' in my brain, blood throbbin' to the beat.
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I can see the honey bees while they're breakin' up the trees,
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shotugn with tongue; that'd be off the heez!
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Bitch, please! Not Barnes and Noble!
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Clock's tickin', everybody's totaled.
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By the time I get there, there'll be nobody home.
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Dont get me started, just get me stoned!
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Don't start the party with out me!
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Say it one more time, but this time say it loudly!
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I said don't start the party with out me!
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Say it one more time, but this time say it loudly!
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PARTY!
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...Without me...
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CVS, Payless, Barnes and Blockbuster.
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Hit by tear gas made of minimall mustard.
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Buyin' tampons, rentin' Prince of Tides,
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Grease 2, and Just One of the Guys.
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One hell of a night, one hell of a ride.
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If you're not allowed to drive, gotta empathize.
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I'm way in the back, prayin', "Jesus, please!"
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Watchin' Dora the Explorer on the DVD,
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and why didn't we hit the party in the first place?
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"'Cause I don't want my son gettin' shit-faced!"
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I did a spit take, it's almost midnight,
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keg's tapped, no fun, no fist fights.
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Goodnight, goodbye, sweet Bacchanal
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that was somewhere in the condos by the shopping mall.
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She's says I'm too young for beer and drugs.
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"Maybe when you're grown up, you can go and get crunk."
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Don't start the party with out me!
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Say it one more time, but this time say it loudly!
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I said don't start the party with out me!
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Say it one more time, but this time say it loudly!
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Don't start the party with out me!
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Say it one more time, but this time say it loudly!
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I said don't start the party with out me!
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Say it one more time, but this time say it loudly!
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PARTY!
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...Without me...
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PARTY!
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...Without me...
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PARTY!
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...Without me...
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PARTY!
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...Without me...
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PW OM
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MC Chris |