[airline stewardess making announcements]
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[Bubba Sparxxx]
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I can't forget the bumps on the road to Heartsville
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And I'm scared to fly but surely Bubba Sparxxx will
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Shit and I ain't slept, in a month of Sundays
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Still I'm wide awake as we coast out on the runway
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And now the captain says I'm number one for take off
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But Timmy I'm too weak all this starvin led to weight loss
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Fear turns to adrenaline as life accelerates
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I'm headed to my destiny, how long you guess it takes - to get there?
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The in flight movie today is "Gladiator"
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But I can't afford the headphones, it's cool, I'll catch it later
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I'm cramped between two dudes, one from each coast
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Yet we all agree a safe flight is what we need most
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Hey stewardess, I can't handle all this turbulence
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The ride's gettin bumpy and that shit don't help my nervousness
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Now they fin' to serve the meal, I think I'll go with steak
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Every fuckin choice is crucial and we all know the breaks, in this game
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I barely even noticed but we covered every state
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Plus I'm slowly turnin from feather to heavyweight - it's about time
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I need to take a piss but I'm still scared to get up
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Please Lord protect those up in this air with us
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The captain just started our approach into the sunset
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I've flown a million miles but the shit still ain't fun yet
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When this journey is complete, you'll know by my reaction
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Tears of jubilation as I'm landin back in Athens - thank you Lord
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Take Off
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Bubba Sparxxx |