She was sweet sixteen, baby beauty queen.
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Straight white teeth, bathed in beauty cream.
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Priss don't drink and priss don't smoke.
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Shit don't stink and don't take jokes.
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Botoxed in bobby socks. Cold as ice.
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All the boys were like white on rice.
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The end result is still the same, you can't go back the way you came.
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Drunk on mint juleps on the tennis court, the wealthy widow wanted more than sport.
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The tennis pro thought it was inappropriate, the wealthy widow thought that they should go for it.
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She giggled, pickled, tanned as leather.
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Sacks of sand in her cashmere sweater.
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Oh Madame, the way you waste my time, it's so divine.
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Kissing the concrete you'd swear it was skin, her manicure secretes original sin.
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Oh Madame, your taste for steak and wine serves to impress me.
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You're so vain, I bet you don't think this song is about you, profane Jane, go back the way you came, the end result is still the same.
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You're so vain, I bet you don't think this song is about you, champagne Jane, go back the way you came, the end result is still the same.
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So many eager sinners, only 7 deadly sins; Hell's so God damn crowded that there's no one getting in.
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The line goes to the river Styx, but she can get you in.
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It was work, but the work was fun.
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What will they say when they see what we done?
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What will they say when they see what we do?
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10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-One of us has got to go.
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One of us has got to cum.
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Bury me in mistletoe.
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Put a dollar on my tongue.
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You're so vain.
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One Way Widow
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