Intro
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What I want you to do is count to ten.
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Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two
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on one, you will be asleep.
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One
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Chorus
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I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
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I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
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I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
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I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
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Verse
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I'm dreaming about being a blunt
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I'm running around and I just can't wake up, Hah!
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I'm dreaming about being a blunt. Ho!
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I'm walking around and I just cant wake up.
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I'm tryin to wake up, I cant wake up
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So I run and jump
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someone yelled get that blunt.
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Get that blunt, now Im thinking this is major
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I've got a bunch of people chasing me with a razor
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I dont like this dream as a blunt
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But I can't get out of it
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And I cant seem to wake up
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So Im running and racing
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Blunt smokers are chasing
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This is insane, I'm caught by House Of Pain
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I'm picked up
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they said they gonna put my head out
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They slit my back and all the tobacco fell out
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Now I'm hollowed wet thin and yes ready
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They poured the shumpang gently and rewet me
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Chorus
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Check it out now, in the same attire
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here comes the fire
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Now they lit it, now Im burning by the minute
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But check it out
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more heads came to chill
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Everlast took a pull and passed me to Cypress Hill
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Cypress Hill took a pull
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lungs are full, who's next?
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I'm being passed to Das Efx
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As they take a mad pull, smoke blows in heaps
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It's really smokey but I can still see Black Sheep
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Woe! Black Sheep gets me, relights me
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Room is proper, Im passed off to Shabba
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Shabba's voice gets low like a tuba
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he said, "Me no folllow no rumor"
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and passed me to Grand Puba
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I wasnt burnin right so Puba got mad at me
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And said who rolled this
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and passed me to Kid Capri
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Kid Capri said "I wont front
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pass it to Redman, he knows how to roll a blunt"
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Redman said no need to re-roll
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he hit it, re-lit it
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and passed me to De La Soul
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De La Soul took a hit and kept hittin
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now they're buggin cause they passed me to Bill Clinton
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Bill Clinton said I'll smoke but I won't inhale
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I'll only hit it twice
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he got slapped by Greg Nice
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Now I fell on the floor, Greg Nice picked me up
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I'm a blunt being smoked and I can't wake up
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Chorus
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Verse
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Get me out of this, somebody wake me up
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I'm still on fire and Im still being smoked up
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half my body is gone, now they're coming to my head
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now my head is being pinched by Ted-D-Ted
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A crazy nightmare i got to go
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I got to wake up and Im passed off to Yo-Yo
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Yo-Yo gets respect as a lady
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She didnt smoke
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She passed me off to Showbiz and A.G.
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A.G. said respect due see
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he got one big pull and passed me to Smooth B.
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Smooth B. although he's talking to Ted-D
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took a hit and passed me to Fab 5 Freddy
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Freddy said Yo! There's nothing left Pop
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Looked at me in my face and passed me to Chubb Rock
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Chubb Rock said "Yo Freddy chill!
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If you ever catch me smoking, just kick me in the grill"
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Im in the mouth yo! I cant wake up
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Yo! Im a blunt getting smoked and I can't wake up
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Chorus
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I Can't Wake Up
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KRS-One |