[Intro]
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I got designated driver tonight
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So I thought that I might get drunk
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I told Jimmy that he could decide what I'm drinkin'
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Cause I didn't care what
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Summer party back in the woods
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About seven hundred people there
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I said I'd hit the karaoke machine
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And sang Garth in my underwear
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[Chorus]
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And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey
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For the cussing and the gettin' loud
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I was surprised some ole boys didn't jump me
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Because they say that I was showin' out
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I'd like to thank everyone that didn't call the law
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To come and drag me in
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Last night you saw me drankin' Wild Turkey
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But you'll never see me drink it again
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[Verse 1]
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Well they say that I was tryin' every girl that was hot
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Said I was hangin' up all up on them, if they were married or not
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Well my jaw was kinda hurtin' in the morning light
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Yep, I think it got slapped a couple dozen times
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Eleven twenty and ole Jimmy left an hour ago
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I'm purdy sure that he's the one who's gonna to carry me home
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Well my guts is feeling funny so I found me a spot
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I started calling dinosaurs right between two cars
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Well, played it off nice, I told them I was mentally ill
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But when they smelt my breath they knew what it was
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I had to elude 'em through a cotton field
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[Chorus]
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And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey
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For the cussing and the gettin' loud
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I was surprised some ole boys didn't jump me
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Because they say that I was showin' out
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I'd like to thank everyone that didn't call the law
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To come and drag me in
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Last night you saw me drankin' Wild Turkey
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But you'll never see me drink it again
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[Verse 2]
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Them turkey suds got me drunk
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I hit the ditch and rolled my truck
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I borrowed a car got it stuck
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Over the fenders up in mud
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A seventy six Pontiac I hope my friend don't want it back
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But if he does he'll probably cuss
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And try to fight and all that stuff
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Early morning waking up my breath stanking' feeling rough
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If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
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I had a good dinner but throwed it up
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Gettin' drunk a hour later
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Shot in the chest with a taser
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The cop said I hit my head
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Front page on the county paper
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[Chorus]
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And I can blame it on the Wild Turkey
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For the cussing and the gettin' loud
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I was surprised some ole boys didn't jump me
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Because they say that I was showin' out
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I'd like to thank everyone that didn't call the law
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To come and drag me in
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Last night you saw me drankin' Wild Turkey
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But you'll never see me drink it again
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Wild Turkey
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The Lacs |