Hello
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welcome to the show
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Thought we broke up years ago
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What's up
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I just shit my pants
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gambled and I lost
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Good times
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just blew out my knee
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I've fallen and I can't get up
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Oh shit
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I think I broke my back
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where's the wheelchair?
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I'm old school
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I'm played out (out, out, out)
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Osteoporosis
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glaucoma and neurosis
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The vultures circling
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above our balding heads
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Second verse
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the same as the first
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I forgot the words again
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Railer
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lost my inhaler
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who's got a smoke for the Caper?
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Hold on
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let me catch my breath
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All right I feel better now
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Take it to the bridge
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I'll never be Ozzy
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On stage when I'm fifty
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I'm gonna look like Elvis
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By the time I'm forty
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We're already bogus
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We're already fading
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We'll never be The Rolling Stones
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I'm staying home
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Dementia and senility
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My failing muscles atrophy
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I've lost all ability
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Falling apart!
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Blue hair, brown teeth
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Failing livers,defeat
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Maybe we will try to pull it off
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for another year
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Falling Apart
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Lagwagon |