When I'm feeling lazy, at school or when I work
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I sneak to my computer, and then I like to shirk
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I don't go online shopping, I don't email with my mom
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I open up my browser, and go to digg-dot-com
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Gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg
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Gotta make this story big!
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Did you hear that awful sound?
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Another server's down!
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I always dig up Apple, and I bury Microsoft
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But when I said I was a girl, all the diggers scoffed
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And when I see those stories about Senator Ron Paul
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I don't even RTFA; I just digg them all!
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Gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg
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Gotta make this story big!
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Did you hear that awful sound?
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Another server's down!
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The fanboys can be tiresome, they always are outspoken
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And if you're listening Kevin Rose, the comment system's broken!
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I know digg isn't perfect, but be thankful for what we've got
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It's just like daddy always says: "At least it's not Slashdot!!!"
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Gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg
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Gotta make this story big!
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Did you hear that awful sound?
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Another server's down!
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Gotta Digg
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Kina Grannis |