The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
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And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
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You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
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I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire
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He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
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I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
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He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
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I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
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Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
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I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
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I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
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When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit
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And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
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And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
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I ate every single one without noticing the mold
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You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll
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Even though I'd never ever been in a band
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I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
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And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
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Of burning in hell well I was already there
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And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
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And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
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And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
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We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill
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Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
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And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
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When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
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You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64
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And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
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And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
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And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
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I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth
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Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
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And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
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You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
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Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife
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I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
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He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
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First I cried for him and then I cried for me
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Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be
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But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
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And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
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And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
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You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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The Beer
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Kimya Dawson |