shoulda heard what my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee
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he said "last night that furby it was talkin to me
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talking in the language of love"
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and then my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee
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he said "that mannequin head shoulda gone with
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the purple eye shadow instead"
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and then my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee
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he said "i don't mind them pokemon just as long
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as they leave me alone"
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and then my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee
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he said "them garbage pail kids shoulda got a lot more credit
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for the wacky things they did"
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and then my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee
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he said "muhammad ali barbie really floats like a butterfly stings like a bee,
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floats like a butterfly stings like a bee, yeah yeah"
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but talking ernest he was just making small talk
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there was something bigger on his mind
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"gee, i'm glad it's raining, the gentle rhythm heals the hurt inside
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i'm really glad it's raining, the wounded warrior needs a place to hide
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everyone needs someone they can count on til the end
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what they needed was a hero all i wanted was a friend
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all i wanted was a friend"
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and then my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee
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"hey man, it's over" he said "have you heard the news?
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jim varney's dead, he's dead"
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and then your talking pee-wee said to talking ernest
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"but my friend he's not gone i pull the string on your back
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and he lives on and on, on and on"
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but then talking pee-wee turned to muhammad ali barbie
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and said "i'm glad i'm not talking ernest 'cause that is a hell of a legacy
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that is a hell of a legacy, yeah yeah"
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Talking Ernest
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Kimya Dawson |