i was quiet as a mouse
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when i snuck into your house
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and took roofies with your spouse
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in a nit and out a louse
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and lice are lousy all the time
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they suck your blood drink your wine
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say shut up and quit your crying
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give it time and you'll be fine
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you're so nice and you're so smart
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you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
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tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
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just pretend i didn't tear your world apart
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i like boys with strong convictions
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and convicts with perfect diction
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underdogs with good intentions
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amputees with stamp collections
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plywood skinboards ride the ocean
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salty noses suntan lotion
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always seriously joking
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and rambunctiously soft-spoken
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i like boys that like their mothers
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and i have a thing for brothers
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but they always wait til we're under the covers
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to say i'm sure glad we're not lovers
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you're so nice and you're so smart
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you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
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tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
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just pretend i didn't tear your world apart
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i like my new bunnysuit
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i like my new bunnysuit
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i like my new bunnysuit
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when i wear it i feel cute
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So Nice So Smart
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Kimya Dawson |