It was in the local paper: "We will cure your every phobia
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At Devil Lake Sanitarium
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We will make you feel you're right at home"
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No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights
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We can recreate paradise
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And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing
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It only took about a minute's time
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For poor old Harry to make up his mind
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So he headed for Devil Lake, knowing doctors were awaiting him
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No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights
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We can recreate paradise
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And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing
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HARRY:
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"My name is Harry and I am from the country side
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I'm looking for a doctor, Eastmann is the name"
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Dr. EASTMANN:
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"We welcome you with open arms
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We've all been looking forward to having you here
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At Devil Lake Sanitarium
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You must always sign a special paper first"
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HARRY:
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"I will sign anything, just to get rid of my fears
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I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign?"
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Dr. EASTMANN:
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"Right here on the dotted line
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This will give me the freedom I need for you
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At Devil Lake Sanitarium
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You know we are the very best at what we do... Oh Yes!"
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Now that we have got his signature
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I think it's time to start the Eastmann cure
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So put him in the straight
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I think Room 17 is still our whitest room
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No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights
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We can recreate paradise
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And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing
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Eastmann's Cure
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| King Diamond |
