(Dear Jenny, I like you. Do you like me Jenny? Will you go out with me? Check yes or no. No wha what do you mean no? Wha what did i do wrong? Why are you uh what where are you going? Wha come back.)
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Would you please,
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would you dance with me,
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my darling would you please take a chance with me,
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I see you over there with the jocks,
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I see you over there with the rich boys,
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see you over there with all the pretty girls,
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and I'm asking one thing...
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Back in the day I used to rock the MC Hammer pants
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jump in the middle of the party bust the running man
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doing the Roger Rabbit at the middle school dance
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got my man next to the bleachers now that's where we stand
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walk up to the girl like "now will you dance with me?"
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she's like "well listen you'll never ever have a chance with me
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I got a boyfriend and he's at like six foot three
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250 pounds and he could beat you up in his sleep
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and I'm like "well really what's that got to do with me?"
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I don't see him around here so why don't you just come with me
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I'll get you some fruit punch maybe some cookies
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I got the new Vanilla Ice tape how can you not love me?
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she's like "well first off all your pants is straight ugly
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you can't dance and your personality just bug's me
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so back up off me cause I really got's to let you know
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that my boyfriend's right over there ohh I got to go
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Would you please,
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would you dance with me,
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my darling would you please take a chance with me,
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I see you over there with the jocks,
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I see you over there with the rich boys,
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see you over there with all the pretty girls,
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and I'm asking one thing...
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I grew up in Inglewood a little brown boy
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had straight hair and I rocked corduroy
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walked down Venice way in my own way
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wasn't very popular with the girls in 5th grade
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they used to call me nerd
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that was even if they used to call me at all
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across the school hall I put my head and thought
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what could I do to pursue and fought
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in my own mind was a struggle of sorts
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school was a game and I was off court
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on the bench and the coach wouldn't let me off once
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I sat in the corner of the yard like a dunce
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and all I ever wanted was the girl to have lunch
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maybe in the cafeteria with some punch
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but it didn't happen I didn't have heart
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cause I knew how it would end from the start and then I asked...
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Would you please,
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would you dance with me,
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my darling would you please take a chance with me,
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I see you over there with the jocks,
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I see you over there with the rich boys,
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see you over there with all the pretty girls,
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and I'm asking one thing...
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when I was growing up it was hard to be happy
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kids knock the books out my hand and make fun of my acne (exactly)
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give me a wedgie while they throw spitballs at me
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and stuff me in my own locker and laugh at me
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(ahhhh ha..) oh you think that's real funny
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cause I'm 5 foot with huge feet and I dress crummy
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and all the school bullies want to just take my lunch money
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c'mon man I only got a dollar twenty
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ya know ya life is just really sad man
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when you play dodge ball your picked as the last man
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and ya run as fast as ya can just like a mad man
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cause the football team wants to throw you in the trash can
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so really will this madness ever end
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really will the nerd ever get revenge?
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will this girl call me back at around ten?
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will you go out with me? I just want to be friends
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Would you please,
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would you dance with me,
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my darling would you please take a chance with me,
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I see you over there with the jocks,
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I see you over there with the rich boys,
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see you over there with all the pretty girls,
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and I'm asking one thing...
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Now days I'm a little older plus a little bolder
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but it seems like I just can't get over
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you ever have a day where nothing goes right
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well that just seems to be the story of my whole entire life
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so anybody out there know what I mean?
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to feel like your third string on a football team?
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and ya never ever gonna reach any of your dreams?
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and your only hope is making onion rings at burger king
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but now a days a lot of things done changed
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