One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
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To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'
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Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless
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Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus
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And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb
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And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
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Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
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Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
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M.S.G.¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup
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Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
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Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
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After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
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Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed
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A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
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With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
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I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
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Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
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(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
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[X4]
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(And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)
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Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
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Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
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Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
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You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
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But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
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Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie
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Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
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And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
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Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
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It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
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I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
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It's A M?ag?A Trois You And Me And Heineken
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Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
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(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4]
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Regrets I've Had A Few
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First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You
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For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy
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Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
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You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut
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Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt
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You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
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I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry
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It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat
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So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot
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I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian
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Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'
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I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance
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But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws
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Lived In Your Pants
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At That Junction I Came To Realize
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That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size
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Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament
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That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment
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Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
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(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
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You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
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And I'm pretty fucking drunk
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You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
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