Hey! Da dee dada dee da da
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This is Rip Taylor
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Hey there sprinkle genies!
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Haha!
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Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population?
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Hah!
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Not half, up to here, HAHA HEY!
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Woo
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But seriously, don't you think it's time we had a female president?
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With big gazooms? Tatee tattoo tees?
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Tatta ta too tatas?
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Baba bing bangs?
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Big jugs, get it?
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Hello Dolly
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Is this microphone on? Hello? Anybody out there can they hear me?
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Somebody call my agent, my hair is lifting!
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Please, what am I doing here?
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You're probably saying to yourself
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"Why the HELL would a comedic virtuoso like, Rip Taylor,
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want anything to do with those half-witted white trash crotch
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goblins The Bloodhound Gang?"
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Oh! Well listen folks, the answer is very simple..
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Haha... American cashito, dollareenies, no cheques!
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They paid me you hiney hopper why else?
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Oh I'm getting moist!
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I mean come on, let's face it kids, pardon me... but they are
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a bunch of knuckleheads!
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Rip Taylor Is God
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Bloodhound Gang |