We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.
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Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
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Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'.
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Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
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Nah bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit.
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What? Falco?.
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Rock me Amadeus,
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Rock me Amadeus,
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Rock me Amadeus,
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Rock me Amadeus.
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Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze,
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"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies",
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Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas,
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Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!",
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Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders,
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Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later,
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Reruns of Rerun so What's Happening?,
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Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again,
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Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy,
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Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty,
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Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it,
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Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives,
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So I like to dance naked in front of my pets,
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But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.,
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Playin' spin the bottle with my mom,
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I watch "Cops" with no pants on.
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Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,
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Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,
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Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes,
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Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,
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Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,
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Not going nowhere slim chance we will,
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Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood,
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Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
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Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,
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Relax don't do it when you wanna cum,
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Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,
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Relax don't do it when you wanna cum.
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Nowhere to go I can't wake up late,
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Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate,
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Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment,
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Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?,
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I like to pretend I'm speed reading,
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Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing,
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Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge,
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Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day,
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And I recycle I sniff my own farts,
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I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts,
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I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey,
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Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby,
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Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime,
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Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time,
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Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest,
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Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch.
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Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,
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Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,
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Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes,
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Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,
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Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,
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Not going nowhere slim chance we will,
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Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood,
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Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
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Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,
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Relax don't do it when you wanna cum,
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Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,
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Relax don't do it when you wanna cum.
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I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,
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When you wanna cum,
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I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,
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When you wanna cum,
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I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,
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When you wanna cum,
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I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,
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When you wanna cum.
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Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
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Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
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Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
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Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
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No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
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Nope can't help you man.
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Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!
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Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,
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Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,
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Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes,
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Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,
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Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,
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Not going nowhere slim chance we will,
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Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood,
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Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
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Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,
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Relax don't do it when you wanna cum,
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Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,
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Relax don't do it when you wanna cum,
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Holy macaroni,
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Holy macaroni,
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Holy macaroni,
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Holy macaroni.
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Mope
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