May I have your attention please?
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May I have your attention please?
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Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"?
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He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed
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Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase
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Make it up as you go Keyser Soze
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Highlights yes but don't underline 'em
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Just live for N.O.W. like Gloria Steinem
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Life is like Marion Barry
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It's not all that it's cracked up to be
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Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes
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Find the meaning of life is there is none
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It's twenty-four hours when you call it a day
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Be Frank and say "I Did It My Way"
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Don't give a flying nun no don't give a Gidget
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Just have more fun than a well-oiled midget
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If life were picture perfect you could frame it
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But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it
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Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
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Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home
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May I have your attention please?
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May I have your attention please?
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All born equal unless you're Canadian
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Then halfway through decay like Uranium
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You define what's death-defying
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Get the most out of life or at the least die trying
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Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train?
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Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane?
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Have really good times doing really bad things
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'Cause the show ain't over 'til the fat lady sings
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Like Elton John with his candle in the wind
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It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him
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But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper
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Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker
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Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin'
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Don't expect a bright light no just curtains
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Life is like a penis most people don't know it
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But most people suck so they usually blow it
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Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
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Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home
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Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
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Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home
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That's enough!
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I said that's enough!
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Take The Long Way Home
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