(Ed Rush/George Croarty)
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I don't care if it
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Rains or freezes
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As long as I've got my
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Plastic Jesus
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Ridin' on the dashboard
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Of my car
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Through my trials
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And tribulations
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And my travels
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Through the nation
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With my plastic Jesus
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I'll go far
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Ridin' down the thoroughfare
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With a nose up in the air
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A wreck may be ahead
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But he don't mind
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Trouble comin'
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He don't see
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He just keeps his eye on me
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And any other thing that lies behind
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[Chorus:]
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With my plastic Jesus
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Goodbye and I'll go far
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I said with my plastic Jesus
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Sitting on the dashboard of my car
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When I'm in a traffic jam
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He don't care if I say damn
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I can let all my curses roll
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'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear
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'Cos he has a plastic ear
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The man who invented plastic
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Saved my soul
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[Chorus]
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An if I weave around at night
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Policemen think I'm very tight
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They never find my bottle
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Though they ask
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'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me
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For his head comes off you see
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He's hollow and I use him like a flask
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Woa Woa Woa
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Save me
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I don't care if it's dark or scary
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Long as I got magnetic Mary
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Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
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I feel that I'm protected amply
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I've got the love of the whole damn family
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Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
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With my plastic Jesus
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I said goodbye
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And I'll go far
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And I said with my plastic Jesus
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I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car
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[Outro:]
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When I'm goin' fornicatin'
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I've got my ceramic Satan
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Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
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Women know I'm on the level
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Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
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Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car
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Plastic Jesus
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Billy Idol |