Mr., Mr., Mr., do you hear me?
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Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit, yes, I do
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Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no no
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You're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are
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I've been checking my clock wouldn't it be worth a lot
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If you would just call me, boy
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We've been talking a lot, saying it'd be worth a shot
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Saying that you want to fall
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Wouldn't it be nice if you would turn up?
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Maybe once or twice you'd pick the phone up
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Shout it to my heart to know you won't be true
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I keep hoping that I'll sober, maybe realize it's over
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Will I ever see a change in you?
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Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit
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Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no
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You're selfish yes, you are
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Ain't got enough mistakes on my page for it all
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You got me fucked, you got me fucked, baby
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There was a time when I cried, now I don't care at all
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Now I'm just bored, I'm so bored
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See it's the same of something stupid
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Had a falling out with Cupid
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Told me fairy tales of someone with a heart
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My prince charming took a wrong turn
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When it sings and never came over
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Will you smile and laugh when you're alone?
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Will you smile, baby?
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You're Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit
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Yes, I do
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Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no, no
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You're selfish yes, you are
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Mr. Wankerman, hey, hey, there
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Mr., Mr., yeah, Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah
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Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit
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Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no
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You're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are
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Mr. Wankerman, I'm gunna, I'm gunna let my band
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Tell you something worth thinking about
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Tell him for me, tell him for me now
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Mr., Mr., Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Mr. Wankerman, I'm so tired, we all tired
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Every single one of us here, we're sick and tired
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We're sick and tired of your shit
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Mr. Wankerman, I've been so tired of your shit
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Along with everything else, baby
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Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect for your lady
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And you're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are
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Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah
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Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah
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Mr. Wankerman, you a wankerman
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
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I put up with your shit for such a long time
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I'm not gunna take no more, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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I'm tired, baby, can't you see that I'm tired, love?
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I even had to, I had to write song about it
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It's ridiculous, yeah, to get you off my chest
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Out of my head, out of my life for good, baby
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'Cause you're just a silly little wankerman
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Not worth it, silly little man, yeah
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Moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on
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To someone, taller, cuter, nicer and all the way better
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And everything, everything I need, dear, yeah
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You just so silly, baby, you're a wankerman
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Thank you for dusty, love, she's really cute
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And thank you for the lyrics, love, they really helped me out
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Thank you for growing me up
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I lost a lot of trust with you but I'm wiser for it, yes, I am
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Now you can go on, boy
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Don't turn around, just keep walking
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Mr. Wankerman, yes, walking, walking, baby
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You got a couple issues in your head
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Nothing but a no-good, dirty ugly asshole
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Maybe that was a little harsh
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Walking, walking
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Keep on bouncing, yeah, yeah
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Keep on bouncing, step, step, stepping
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Keep on stepping, keep on moving on
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One foot in front of the other
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Get the fuck out of my face, bitch
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That's a keeper
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Bitch, Mr. Wankerman
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He's such a twat
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Did anybody see 'War of the Worlds'?
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Mr. Wankerman
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Joss Stone |