[Verse 1]
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Last night downtown I was drinking the booze
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Like it was going out of style
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My whole head got light
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I lost my eyesight
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I ain't been that drunk in awhile
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Along about 1 I spotted a queen
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And I started to make my move
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Aw, she was believing every line I was laying
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Lord I was just too cool
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Well I thought I died and gone to heaven
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But lord did I look like a fool
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Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
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But at 10 I woke up with a 2
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[Chorus]
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Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
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But at 10 I woke up with a 2
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I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking
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But lord when I do I lose
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I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman
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But I sure woke up with a few
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Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
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But at 10 I woke up with a 2
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[Verse 2]
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Well I made up my mind
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I was never gonna find
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Myself in that condition again
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But here I sit on the same barstool
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And just look at the shape I'm in
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I done spotted me another queen
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Sitting at a table alone
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So I strolled on over and sat myself down
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And asked if I can take her home
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When she said yes, I thought I'd been blessed
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But boy did I look like a fool
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Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
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But at 10 I woke up with a 2
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[Chorus]
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Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
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But at 10 I woke up with a 2
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I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking
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But lord when I do I lose
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I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman
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But I sure woke up with a few
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Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
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But at 10 I woke up with a 2
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Now you may laugh
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But if you've got the cash
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I'll bet you 10 to 1 you have too
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Ten With A Two
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| Kenny Chesney |
