There once was kid
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Who moved to the block
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From down around the bend
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He was a lonely new kid
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And the new kid needed a friend
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One day a boy on a bike rode by
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The new kid waved and shouted
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"Hi!
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Hi! I'm the new kid
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Would you be my friend?"
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But...the boy on the bike said
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"No indeed!
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I've got all the friends I need!
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However...I know a girl in gold
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Who's very friendly, I'm told"
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So, off they set on a little hike
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The new kid and the boy on the bike
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To find a friend for the new kid
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'Cause the new kid needed a friend!
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When they came to the girl in gold
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The new kid tried to be very bold
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"Hi! I'm the new kid
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Would you be my friend?"
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But...the girl in gold said "Eeww,eeww
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I hate boys and that means you!...etc.
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However...I know a tiny tyke
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You would be someone she'd like"
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So, the girl in gold and the boy on the bike
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And the new kid all set off on a hike
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To find a friend for the new kid
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'Cause the new kid needed a friend!
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They found the tyke sitting in her crib
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Dribbling Gerbers down her bib
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"Hi! I'm the new kid
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Would you be my friend?"
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But...they ting tyke said "Waa, waa!
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Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa, waa!...etc.
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I know a dopey dog
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He'd make friends with a log!"
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So the tiny tyke and the girl in gold
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And the boy on the bike and the new kid
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All set off on a hike
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To find a friend for the new kid
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'Cause the new kid needed a friend!
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To find the dog was not too hard
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He was burying bones in a neighbor's yard
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"Hi! I'm the new kid
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Would you be my friend?"
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But...the dopey dog said "Ruff, ruff!
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Rauaaughf, ruf! ruf! ruf!"...etc
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And so the new kid hung his head
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And very sadly said,
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"If I can't make friends with a friendly pup
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I might as well give up!"
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Weeks went by and his birthday came
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And he still didn't have a friend to his name
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When school was over home he trudged
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And he started to cry and his face got smudged
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And he opened the door..
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And he rubbed his eyes...
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And he heard a roar..."SURPRISE!"
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Happy birthday new kid
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From all your very new friends!
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From the dopey dog and the tiny tyke
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And the girl in gold and the boy on the bike
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Now, every one of them was his friend
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Things take time...
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The end!
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The New Kid
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Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen |