Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.
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If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
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and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.
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Books out. Let's go!
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[CHORUS]
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25% of all men are unstable
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25% of all men can't be faithful
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30% of them don't mean what they say
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and 10% of the remaining 20 is gay
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That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your mate
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That means you better pay attention to these words that I say
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I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
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and show you what to do to keep the other 10.
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RULE #1
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Don't be a booty call
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If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl
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RULE #2
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If he's in a relationship
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If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
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RULE #3
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Tell him that you're celibate
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And if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it
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RULE #4
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Be the person you wanna find
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Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
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STATISTICS!
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15% of all men got a complex
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15% of all men don't practice safe sex
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20% of them come from homes without a father
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and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
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Something to think about when you're taking a shower
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Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water
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I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
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and show you what to do to keep the other 10
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[REPEAT CHORUS]
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Be patient! He's waiting!
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You don't gotta settle for that
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Leave what is past alone!
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Get you a backbone!
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Stop being (sorry for) yourself!
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Have you no checklist?
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It's gonna take patience
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Time is still wastin'
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Don't be a booty call
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If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl
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If he's in a relationship
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If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
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Tell him that you're celibate
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and if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it.
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Be the person you wanna find
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Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.
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Statistics
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Lyfe Jennings |