This is a song I wrote by mistake
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Which is nice
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My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
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He writes love songs about her, and from what I understand
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He's the expert now at takin' off her clothes
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He's got two songs on the radio, I wish I'd written those
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My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
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My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
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Writes love songs about her even I can understand
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And he's got a certain something, I suppose
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His new song's on the radio, and this is how it goes
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(this is him singing):
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I don't want to live in this world anymore
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I don't want to live in this world anymore
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(He doesn't want to live in this world anymore)
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Where will I find true love?
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(Where will he find true love?)
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My ex-girlfriend naked on the sand
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A summer's day two years ago, when I was still her man
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I was the expert then at takin' off her clothes
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And that's all ancient history, and that's the way it goes
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But I've been working on my keyboards (yeah, right)
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Practising guitar
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And taking lots of bass lessons to expand my repertoire
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And my new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,
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My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,
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My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,
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My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,
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My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,
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My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,
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My new girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
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My Ex-Girlfriend's Boyfriend
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Machine Gun Fellatio |