(feat. Simon Le Bon & Wiley)
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I take too long
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To answer telephones
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I take too long to type my name
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And record messages
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But my handwriting is excellent
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In fact it's second to none, none
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I just got in
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From somewhere really good
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They offered me the part of Bono
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And a speaking role
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With all the merchandise
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And sunglasses
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I could ever need, need
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I drive round cities in a chariot
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I get preferential treatment
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At the Marriott but if the truth be told
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I'm naked under all those clothes
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I tell you what is on my mind
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I only want to be
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In your record collection
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I only want to be
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In your record collection
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And I'll do anything it takes
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Just to get there
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My brain is buzzing
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And the room is strange
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Like the scene in trading places
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At the stock exchange
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I made a million overnight in '87
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Now I'm living in my
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Parking space, parking space
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My teeth are bright
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And my hair is clean
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I wear Paco Rabanne
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Like I was Charlie Sheen
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But in the rain we all look wet
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And in the snow we all look cold
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[CHORUS]
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Disgusted by all the flashness
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I think I'm a don
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They think I'm an actor
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But I catch this
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My two needs
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Are pillow and a mattress
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Once I can fill up the space
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With a famous actress
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Give me a mil, I'll do a DJ set
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I pull spikey with the green
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Like a cactus
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Show off, ego's high
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You can't match this
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Chauvinistic Pig
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Money Man tactics
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I'm not as clever
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As I thought I was
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It got pointed out to me
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As I was tying the knot
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And all I want to know is
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How I got so far down, down
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I'm not as lucky
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As I thought I was
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My luck ran out the other day
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As I was crossing the road
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Who would have thought
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A truck like that
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Could have caused so much...
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[CHORUS]
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Record Collection
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Mark Ronson |